The latest knee-jerk reaction from the gubbmint about freedom camping just goes to prove that those that deign to know whats best, know jackshit about what goes on with the real people. All of them are far too focused on ways to continue rorting the taxpayer so they can keep their snouts in the trough for the next three years. From Stuff:
Minister for the Environment and Nelson MP Nick Smith announced at the weekend a new Freedom Camping Bill to be introduced to Parliament this month that will provide for a $200 instant fine for illegal camping that may be imposed on the camper or the vehicle.
Campervan hire companies will be obliged to record and disclose hireage details so fines can be enforced on offenders. Dr Smith said fines up to $10,000 may be imposed by courts on a successful prosecution for illegally discharging a campervan’s sewage.
The bill does not aim to ban freedom camping but give local authorities and the Department of Conservation the power to carry out enforcement, Dr Smith said.
“The existing system where districts have their own bylaws is not working for the responsible freedom camper wanting to do the right thing, or for councils wanting to protect their local environment,” Dr Smith said.
Lets read between the lines. Rugby World Cup.
It must simply be too hard to try and catch the few percent of filthy sods causing the problem, so much easier to throw a blanket over everyone in the hope that it will actually stop the problem. The councils will be hiring security guards now specifically to cruise around looking for freedom campers. It is going to be an issue during the RWC, guaranteed.
I agree that the few spoil it for the many, but the awforities should be looking to nab those few and make examples of them. Let the tourists know that if they leave their waste on the side of the road, they will be heavily fined and sent home (kiwis should expect a real hefty fine if caught too) sending a strong message that we won’t take any shit from anyone.
Here’s a solution! We have facilities here in NZ to test faeces. Get their DNA when they enter the country. When the councils go around cleaning up after these maroons, send the crap off to the lab and voila! Oi <enter name here>! This is your poo! You can take it with you when we kick your sorry ass out of the country right now, and dont even think about coming back for at least 5 years.
As soon as word gets around that thats how NZ deals with people who dont give a shit (pardon the pun) about our country, the less poo in the wayside there will be, the happier the councils will be. Nothing like parking the ambo at the top of the cliff for a change eh?
Alas, already I can hear the bleeding hearts banging on about privacy. In the same way we can hear them now regarding privacy over the idea that the gubbmint can get all info about you from the camper van co’s so they can enforce the fines. <cue cicada chirping in the still of night>
I guess though, because we are far too pc to actually punish anyone caught doing the deed to a level that others might reconsider the consequences of dropping a log in the bush, we’ll keep rocking up to these muppets and telling them “its ok to poo on our roads. You just mosey along and we’ll clean it up for you. Enjoy our beautiful country”
Well, we won’t be able to call it “freedom camping” anymore. We can now call it “look-over-your-shoulder-every-five-minutes-for-the-no-camping-here-police-that’ll-be-$200-thank-you-very-much-for-your-kind-donation-move-along camping”.
An upside of this I suppose is possibly a rise in the use of camouflage paint (instead of those weird messages) on rental vans that seem to be the crux of the problem. If the plod can’t see ya, they can’t ping ya.
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